War War, Jaw Jaw

We don’t do want to fight and by Jingo if we do,
We’ve got not the ships, we’ve got not the men, we’ve got not the money too,
We’ve fought the Muslims before, and while we’re Britons true,
We’ll shoot civilians and bomb our allies’ cousins too.

With apologies to those that are going to die. I have nothing to add of substance other than I am very nervous. I hope we have a better plan than Bombs > ?? > Freedom, but I’m not sure.