Charlie Brooker’s stolen my joke!

The moment I’ve finished typing this, I’m going to walk out the door and set about strangling every single person on the planet. Starting with you, dear reader. I’m sorry, but it has to be done, for reasons that will become clear in a moment.

I’m going to milk a thousand wasps and spray their collective fiery venom into his eyes with a water pistol.

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