Here is what the proper papers say on their front pages. They aren’t that funny, outrageous or stupid but I thought I could at least document them.
Most of them are boring, but this one from the Guardian is the most dull, well done.
The independent is dull but at least they’re still going with their slightly confusing, slightly too much going on front page style.
The Telegraph is a bit pretentious. No news there then.
The FT of course leads with news on how terrified the markers are of anything other than a Tory victory, no propaganda here… move along.