The public were shocked today to see revelatory new pictures of her toes on in open sandals.
A shocking indictment of the tragically underfunded podiatry departments across the United Kingdom, Sarah’s toes have been revealed to be of a slightly below average appearance for human being.
Toeing the party line, Alan Johnson said he did not stay awake at night worrying about Sarah’s toe. Glorious David Cameron said this was a disgrace and demanded a Sarah’s Law be created to ensure podiatrists are available to all at all times. This is to be paid for by a new tax on banks.
Sarah has been unavailable to comment but sources close to her say she is kicking herself.
Toeny Blair claims that this may be a blessing in disguise and early polling following the outing show that footgate has not been a feetal error for Gordon or Sarah. Ipsos-Mori are reporting a stampede of support for the beleaguered wife which is kicking the Tories to the kerb.
Formally a shoe-in for election David Cameron is said to be worried by the upsurge in sympathy for Sarah Brown following footgate.
As the totally real and nontrivial battle of the Leaders Wives heats up has Sarah Brown put her foot in it? Can we shoehorn any more foot puns into this article?  These are the questions the public are asking.
The Quail is dead! Long live the Quail
 Yes. Witness the meta-pun, thank you very much.